10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!