10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)