10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright