10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth