10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.