10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22