10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery