10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway