10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.