10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22