10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.