10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.