10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fook the floosh droo!