10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill