10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion