10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright