10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.