10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus