10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes