10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.