10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.