10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!