10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake