10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
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- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.