10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters