10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.