10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Welcome to kicker school
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.