10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare