10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.