10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.