10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.