10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.