10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio