10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• im going to 2 out you to death