10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.