10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare