10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson