10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth