10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo