10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'