10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!