10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.