10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.