10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.