10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.