10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it