10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.