10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.