10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"