10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi